Lava Monster is a fun game I play with the kids.  I stand in the hallway and they try to get past me.  I talk in a silly voice, and I'm a big, slow, volcanic monster.

I don't bend over, saying that Lava Monster has a bad back.

I get easily confused by tricks, like when they pretend they are babies, or get me to look another way.

And if they just run fast, they get by.

And I say Lava Monster repeatedly throughout the game.